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if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park

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oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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